Toto Loo Predicts Your Monthly Cycle Based on Pee Samples

OMG, the relationship problems this could solve. Not only does Toto make a toilet with a fumigator and white noise generator and automatic lid, Toto has now added a toilet that will measure a women’s pee temperature and hormone balance!

It’s a PMS predictor. Guys follow her to the loo, if she’s due, skiddoo to you! Toto mad the “Intelligence Toilet” in 2005 but have upgraded to the new version. It will check your blood sugar, blood pressure, and BMI.