Instead of spending your money at strip clubs, the £20 Pole Dancer Alarm Clock will give you a show each morning.
It is guaranteed to get you up (in more than just one way) to a seedy looking strip joint with a disco ball and bad lighting and music.
What better way to start our mornings?
Implications - This is definitely one of the more risque alarm clocks out there, but its naughty charm will definitely appeal to those looking for a bit of encouragement in the morning. If waking up is hard to do, this kind of motivation may be just the kind of tawdry temptation that the doctor ordered.
Pole Dancer Alarm Clocks
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