Pole Dancer Alarm Clocks
It is guaranteed to get you up (in more than just one way) to a seedy looking strip joint with a disco ball and bad lighting and music.
What better way to start our mornings?
Implications - This is definitely one of the more risque alarm clocks out there, but its naughty charm will definitely appeal to those looking for a bit of encouragement in the morning. If waking up is hard to do, this kind of motivation may be just the kind of tawdry temptation that the doctor ordered.