Dogs are usually scared of thunderstorms and fireworks and can suffer some major anxiety over the loud noises both create. Phantom Fireworks is now selling a K-9 Calming Vest that claims to calm down your pet in times of stress.

One might ask how this miracle product works. Well, apparently “the tight-fitting vest gives your dog a feeling of safety, while the physical sensations of wearing it distracts your dog from focusing on its fears.” So, basically all the vest does is annoy your dog into forgetting about the external stress of thunderstorms and fireworks.

I’m not quite sure if I’m sold on this one...