Rockstar
A personalized Whac-A-Mole game, hidden in a drinks cabinet, may seem like a good idea at first, but after seeing the $35,000 price tag, it really isn’t.

It operates exactly like the original arcade version, but this game also lets you personalize the game with molded caricatures of your friends, loved ones and enemies. There aint no moles on this beast!

In a stroke of tacky genius, the whole thing is housed in a tacky-a-go-go cabinet and transforms at the touch of a button.

It also comes with real leather mallets.