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The Party Sloth Tee Chooses Sleep over Shots

By: Vasiliki Marapas - Published: • References: iamsloth & shop.nylonmag
The 'Party Sloth' tee by I Am Sloth rewrites the lyrics to LMFAO's wildly popular song 'I'm in Miami, B*tch,' to be more reflective of your lethargic lifestyle.

Partying takes up strength that we often don't have, or have never possessed. Our limited energy reserves would be better used channel-surfing through daytime television (ER reruns and Spanish telenovelas) and, say, chewing. Preferably on salty snacks that are high in calories and low in nutrients.

While the original lyric goes, "Drink all day/Play all night/Let's get it poppin'," the sloth-i-fied version reads, "Nap All Day. Sleep All Night. Party Never." Those who are committed to the party-free sloth lifestyle will definitely appreciate this hilariously adapted shirt. Stats for Sleeping Sloth Shirts Trending: This Quarter & Mild
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