These Balloons are Sure to Ruin Any Party You're Forced to Attend

By: David Ingram - Oct 30, 2015
References: firebox
Make sure you don't get invited to anything ever again with this pack of hilariously insensitive party balloons.

These 'Blunt Balloons' from Firebox are advertised as being "Guaranteed to Deflate" and it would appear they're not talking about the balloons themselves. Each pack of these inflatable mood killers comes in a pack of twelve balloons with three different sayings including "THIS PARTY SUCKS," "HOW OLD?!" and "HAPPY WHATEVER." Hopefully whosever party you bring these balloons to appreciates a good laugh, but if not, you'll definitely leave a memorable impression.

Firebox actually offers other insensitive balloon packs including the foul-mouthed 'Abusive Balloons' with a list of offensive remarks, and a more romantic set of 'Love Bites Balloons' that aren't shy about their intentions. Whatever the occasion, these balloons will help guarantee that party goers have something to talk about.