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If your hectic party-going lifestyle results in bruises and bumps, then you need to contact New Flesh Workshop about their Party Armor. Party Armor is designed to keep you safe without making you look like you belong in the dark ages.

Party Armor is stab and bullet-proof, which means you're covered no matter what neighborhood you're party in. Suits can also be custom-made to include things like speakers and hookups for MP3 players. Check out the attached sample suit for some tricked-out ideas.