Origami Toilet Paper
Printed on the 2-ply origami toilet paper is step-by-step instructions for creating your own paper crane while busy in the loo.
While origami toilet paper might not actually be very useful, it does make for a good gag gift for those who tend to spend long hours sitting on the can.
Implications - I wouldn't spring this gift on elderly family members or new significant others, however -- save this one for your really close friends. You'll never leave the bathroom thanks to this fun and humorous origami toilet paper.