Golly gee, you kids just don't know how to party! What you need is some "gay entertainment." I know how to party because we had instructional films.
Deciding what girls all the boys like was one of the most important aspects of a good bash. Boy-o-boy, we were rule-breakers, we didn't mail out invitations like Mom and Dad, we actually called on the telephone.
Spending a day at the library picking the fun games to play was a special time. The party always ended up really swell.
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