These Offensive Business Cards Tell Drivers to Straighten Up

By: Michael Hemsworth - Nov 3, 2015
References: amazon & thisiswhyimbroke
Those out there that simply can't handle bad parkers and want to take the passive aggressive route to let them know how they feel will love these Offensive Business Cards. Designed to look and feel like a real card that a business professional would hand to a prospective client, the Offensive Business Cards actually reveal an alarmingly offensive series of statements upon closer inspection.

Aside from the blatant "You suck at parking" headline, the Offensive Business Cards feature threats that you'll key their car next time and that they should learn how to drive. Although aggressive and blunt, the Offensive Business Cards are actually quite funny and, if used correctly, should elicit a smile or two rather than starting a fist fight.