Viral Leg Locks Edit
Coed Thigh Face Squashing Will Replace Bed Jumping

This new Internet meme is literally a new mash-up. I’m assuming these guys like having their face squashed between the thighs of a young thing—or things. I’m not sure from their expressions alone. But this has got to catch on. It will be the latest club pickup line: “Hey baby, I sure would like to have your thighs pinch my cheeks.”

I’m puzzled as to why there would be a drop cloth for the whole thigh/face interchange. Think there might be fluids involved? (note to self: consider this a category for Asian Women Holding Things.