Object Fetish [Edit]

So you really love your stuff right? How much? As much as the people I’m about to introduce you to? Probably not. My first entry is a group of folks who love their cars so much, they have written a manual - How to Make Love to Your Car that includes excerpts like “The tailpipe isn’t the only option! If it interests you get hold of a silicon sleeve from Clone Zone or some other tool to make life easier on your tool.” What????? Another weirdie is Wall W. Berliner-Mauer. She has been married to the Berlin Wall since 1979 and just can’t get enough spiritual and sexual fulfillment from that fine piece of architecture (she also lives with 8 cats, hmmmm?) You want more? Okay! Meet Mark Allen, he carried out a year-long Internet relationship only find out that he was actually in love with his Mac G3! A fact he readily admits on his web page. My advice? Get out, get a life, get THERAPY.