10,520 Views - Click for Gallery New York Giants wide receiver Plaxico Burress is set to turn himself in on Monday after he shot himself in the leg at a nightclub last week. While we can’t speculate as to Plaxico Burress’s future with the Giants or the legal ramifications of his actions, we do know one thing: He needs to get his gun giddies out in a non-violent fashion. If Plaxico Burress couldn’t successfully manipulate the safety on his firearm, one of these non-firing guns would be an excellent substitute for the Giants star. There are a number of different models, from a revolver-shaped hair dryer to a steampunk ray gun. Rather than stashing a loaded gun on his bedroom dresser, Plaxico Burress would do well to replace it with Philippe Starck’s bedside gun lamp--it’s a personal accessory that won’t land him in jail or jeopardize his NFL career. To see some more non-firing guns, click through the slideshow below. Via: trendhunter

Gun-Inspired Jewelry (GALLERY)

The Revolver Ring

These miniature gun rings will not kill anybody, but they certainly would make for wonderful and very interesting conversation pieces at gun shows. These quirky revolver rings come with tiny bullets that…
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Machine Gun Jewelry (GALLERY)

The Russian Jewelry Collection

Citizen K Russia is not a very well-known magazine in the fashion industry yet. The high end fashion magazine which was launched in Russia about a year ago, is published in Paris on a quarterly basis.…
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Recycled Gun Shell Jewelry (GALLERY)

Bullet Buddies

Rachel Ann Pfeffer's 'Bullet Buddies' are a line of necklaces and keychains made from discarded bullet shells she finds at shooting ranges. Each gun shell is made into a little face and named, ensuring…
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Morbid Art Shows (GALLERY)

Carved Gun Gravestones

This is a morbid art project by Marcus Wittmers called 'Waffenruge.' He has brilliantly carved realistic images of guns on gravestones. Deliciously dark--I totally love these pieces. I may even be able…
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Musical Weapons (GALLERY)

From Trombone Revolvers to Grenade Maracas

This has to be one of the better Photoshop contests--for a start, there is not a single celebrity or Sarah Palin to be seen. What is so great about these contests if that you can literally let you mind…
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Steampunk Celebrations (GALLERY)

The Steam Powered Convention

Fans of everything steampunk should hightail it to the Bay Area of California this weekend for Steam Powered: The California Steampunk Convention. There will be a steampunk ball, a bevy of steampunk bands,…
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Controversial Handbags (GALLERY)

James Piatt’s Machine Gun and Brass Knuckle Bags

James Piatt’s handbags are a tad unusual to say the least. The red “Peacemaker” hand bag, priced at $80, comes outfitted with a knuckle-like handle for those situations where you need to protect yourself…
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Gun Footwear (GALLERY)

Madonna Gets Slammed for Wearing Gun Heel Shoes

Madonna is catching some heat for wearing Chanel’s gun heel shoes to the NYC screening of her film “Filth and Wisdom” in which the queen of pop (and controversy) made her directorial debut. Mothers Against…
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Killer Ice Cubes (GALLERY)

The AK 47 Bullet Ice Cube Tray

If you make killer drinks for parties then you’ve got to get the AK ice tray to make killer ice cubes to go with them. The ice cubes it makes looks very like the bullets from a AK 47 machine gun. This…
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Laser Toy Weapons (VIDEO)

The Silver Wolf Full Metal Rubber Band Gun

Men, boys and even a few girls will enjoy hours of entertainment with the Silver Wolf Full Metal Rubber Band Gun. It has two prominent features that enable accuracy and quick shooting: a laser pointer…
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CO2 Guns (GALLERY)

The Fire Extinguisher Shooter

The "Fire Extinguisher Shooter" concept was developed by designers Eunjung Kim, Yangwoo Kim and Heo Junyi. The shooter is shaped like a Nerf gun that shoots bottles of CO2. This product could be useful…

Machine Gun Lighting (GALLERY)

Bedside Gun Lamp by Philippe Starck

The Bedside Gun Lamp by Philippe Starck is the perfect arsenal decor accessory for mob bosses and weapon fanatics alike. If guns happen to be your thing, then the addition of the embossed quote "happiness…
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Gun Earrings

Add a Killer Look to Your Ear Lobes

Want to add some bad ass accessories to your shopping list? Milan designer Georgo Phillip Pecenikov created these edgy gun silver earrings inspired by the AK47, automatic rifles.  Each piece is hand…
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Bad Ass Hygiene Innovations

Ghetto Brand Gun Soap

When I was in prison, they only let us use liquid soap because we were always carving up the bar soap into shivs. Now I realize they hired the best soap carvers and some state pen is making a fortune selling…
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Fake Gun Crafts (GALLERY)

MP Industries Felt Armory

Ethical issues aside, I totally love this felt armory collection from MP Industries. From a design point of view, they are fantastic, much like the china guns we've previously posted. But what I really…

Working iPhone Gun Bluetooth Set (VIDEO)

iGiveUp

iGiveUp is a fully functional Bluetooth set for the iPhone. You pull the trigger to receive calls, point iGiveUp to your head to listen/talk and pull the trigger to end the call. While using iGiveUp, you…

Porcelain Guns (GALLERY)

More Pretty Guns For Your Tea Table

The Porcelain Pistols project, by Yvonne Lee Schultz will make you think twice about your tableware. The guns used are replicas of the famous James Bond PPK.  Each is lovingly hand-painted in the style…

Novelty Badass Cups (GALLERY)

The Gun Mug

Shoot your coffee into your mouth with this nifty Gun Mug which encourages you to "go slow in life, kill time with a cup of coffee!" The badass cup design features a special trigger handle and is made…

Custom Lego Weapons (GALLERY)

BrickGun

Lego just became more violent side thanks to BrickGun, an independent company that is now selling Lego kits to build structures resembling real guns. The guns can't really fire, but they do look pretty…

Machine Gun Cell Phones

Uzi Mobile

This is one of the most bizarre cell phones I have seen. This is a mobile embedded in an Uzi machine gun. Assuming that both the weapon and the mobile are fully functional, you should be able to go on…

Gun Shoes

Chanel Vice Heels

Women complain about their killer heels all the time, but stop when they see Chanel's latest buzz-worthy shoes. Karl Lagerfeld seemed to be mocking women for their love-hate relationship with heels when…

Metaphorical Smoking Accessories (GALLERY)

Smoking Gun

Are you a die-hard smoker? This Smoking Gun would showcase just how bad-ass you are by pointing a gun into your mouth as if you are killing yourself (while you are actually slowly killing yourself). Would…

Golfing Guns

Air Force Golf Ball Launcher

This air pressured rifle could be the greatest gift you ever give someone. It enables handicapped people incapable of swinging a club the chance to participate on the green again. The designers of the…

Liquor Guns

Hijos De Villa Tequila Shooter

The Hijos de Villa Tequila gun redefines the term "shooter." The toy is shaped like a 45, but instead of containing bullets, its loaded with 200 ml of genuine Mexican tequila. My family in the Southwest…

Condom Guns (GALLERY)

Honey Trap Toys

“Is that a gun in your pocket?” “You bet, and it is about to shoot neatly packed condoms at you!” This ironic condom toy gun is only one of the thrilling works from a line called Honey Trap.…

Spice Gun (GALLERY)

Salt & Pepper Shoots Salad

Like it or not; cringe or choose to ignore the multiple ethical issues it raises in an already gun-happy world this Spice Gun loaded with salt, pepper, sugar or any other spice of your choice, makes the…

Gun Frying Pans

Over Easy Uzi

It seems everywhere you look you’ll see guns these days, fashion, food, IRL. Why not take the hottest accessory and eat it too? The gun egg fryer lets you do exactly that. Simply crack your eggs into…

Wii Pistol

Perfect Shot from NYKO

Since the iconic Duck Hunt gun from regular Nintendo, few video game guns have ever gained any widespread notoriety. hat may all change soon with the Perfect Shot from NYKO. The Perfect Shot allows…

Assault Rifle Purse (GALLERY)

The Pursuader Shoulder Bag

I wonder what airport security would make of this? It may in fact be innocent, but the woman carrying this bag looks pretty dangerous. The leather Pursuader imitation gun holster is by James Piatt. It's…

Inappropriate Office Toys (VIDEO)

Cap Blaster Blowgun

"What did you say, Bill? You want some of me?" I asked. I filled my cheeks with air, positioned my lips on the mouthpiece, and expelled my breath with a sudden 'umph'! The rubber, suction-cup-tipped dart…

Gun Flask

Look tough when you're sipping your flask at work. Or, as Suck.uk puts it, "Drinking whisky from a hip flask can damage your health - but it's not as bad as putting a gun in your mouth when you are feeling…

Gun Party Poppers

When it comes to bad taste - these gun / party popper combination takes some beating. Which is why they will probably be a massive hit, much like the Gangsta Rap Colouring in Book. You insert the straw…

Gun-Operated Alarm Clock

Hit that snooze button right between the eyes with the Gun-Operated Alarm Clock sure to knock 'em dead every time! And you can control the other functions too with the handy tilt-action design.

Gun Hairdryer

Pull the Trigger to get Warm

If trying to control your hair makes you lose the will to live then this is the hairdryer for you. Whilst it may not have lots of fancy settings it looks great and can make drying your hair - a process…

Gun Vase

Quite rightly hear the words guns & roses together and you will think of the band and bad haircuts (much the same thing). But no, no, no, there is now a new route to paradise city. Guns & flowers is what…

Gun Holster Wallet

The Koffski is a gun holster wallet that'll make you look a little tougher and also help you get harassed more at the airport. The wallet costs $450 and has just enough room for all your essentials.

Swiss Mini Gun

World's Smallest Functional Revolver

This 2.16 inch Colt Python replica is a real gun that actually shoots 0.35 inch bullets. The gun was crafted using swiss watchmaking technology. The little bullets go 426 feet per second, so watch out.…

Atypyk Gun T-Shirts

Let everyone know how tough you are with a new gun shirt from Atypyk. The shirts a gun printed on the back so nobody messes with you. “You can carry a gun, but it’s preferable to wear one.”- Aron…

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