No more rain please Edit

Some of You yanks may live in Chicago, the “windy city” but bear a thought for us Uk mancuncunians “Manchester, the rainy city” we are not octopusses although an octopus could very well survive on manchesters main thouroghfare “Deansgate” however we do not have eight arms and in this technichal revolution when one has to hold a mobile phone to pacify his moaning wife with an ” I love you ” text, his child in another ” less she run off an buy the latest n most expensive gameboy, scratch his backside behind the cover of his “Man at C&A bag” where he bought a pair of socks and hopes to disguise his bum scratch with the bag from the ever present city centre surveillance cameras, eat the soggy chicken burger which he new would be soggy and chickenless, blah blah, point is, its raining and there are not may hands free. Then what better in a wet city than a hat brolly. No holding up or folding up, just stick the thing on ones bonce and get on with whatever you were doing