Superstar
My love for ninjas has lead me to my favorite find so far, Ninja USBs. Ninjas are totally cool but from what I’ve seen they aren’t too technologically savvy. Until now that is.

These Ninja USBs mean business. They provide protection in the form of a deadly shuriken (ninja star) or kunai (the non ninja star one). As a bonus your tools of protection and justice can hold 2 GB of memory. I have no shame in certain situations so these Ninja USBs are perfect for me and my geeky exploits.