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How to Raise Pirates - New Parenting Book
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If you are a parent, about to become one, or a concerned grandparent who longs to hear “Man overboard! floating off the starboard bow.” Then, you must read Tim Bete’s hilarious new book, Cap’n Billy “The Butcher” MacDougall’s Guide to Pirate Parenting.
This is really a survival guide that will provide you with all the necessary tactics and strategies you need to stay just one step ahead of your innately piratical youngins. You have to beat them at their own game, mates!
Cap’n Billy always says, “A pirate without a ship is like a buccanner without a boat.” His point is that without a ship, a pirate is just a pathetic landlubber with an eye patch. But you may not live near the ocean or have time to spend teaching your pirate to sail. Cap’n Billy’s solution is to convert your minivan into a pirate schooner—a land-based pirate training vehicle!
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