If you are a parent, about to become one, or a concerned grandparent who longs to hear "Man overboard! floating off the starboard bow." Then, you must read Tim Bete's hilarious new book, Cap'n Billy â€œThe Butcherâ€ MacDougall's Guide to Pirate Parenting.
This is really a survival guide that will provide you with all the necessary tactics and strategies you need to stay just one step ahead of your innately piratical youngins. You have to beat them at their own game, mates!
How to Raise Pirates
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