GENPET; THE NEW MEN'S BEST FRIEND? Edit

This baby-like creatures, peacefully sleeping inside their packagings. They are breathing, at least that was the web said. They are attached to life supports which keep them alive while the packagings are kept being sealed. Scary?
Introducing the controversial GENPETS - Patented BIOTECH. Made out of flesh, created from mixtures of many different pets’ genes, and they are sold for kids companions. Whose parents would be that crazy to spend money for risking their kids to be accompanied with that creatures!? But hey, maybe there is. Look at that poor little things. They were hung on the shelf waiting to get adopted, what would be more sad than that? If I’m in that store, I definately could never get outta store without buying one..

If you are interested to buy one of these, don’t forget to match it to your preference. It has variants based on its color coding (the colors defferentiate it as imaginative & spiritual, fun & playful, communicative & serene, etc etc) or you can also choose based on its life span (whether it can live for 3 years or 1 year only). It is also perfect for any of you who want to have kids but still somehow have doubt about it. You could just buy one of these GENPET and try to handle them. If you can’t manage, they will die anyway. Hahaha… (deep down I’m crying)

But first of all, we must thank (or curse) to Adam Brandejs for amusing us with his crazy invention. Before his attemp gone famous as it is now, the Canadian bastard had invented flesh shoes and animatronics hearts. You are gedious*!

*Genius + Hideous