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Scandalous Veggies, From Randy Plums to Provocative Parsnips

By: Katie Cordrey - Published: • References: sucksorrules & bit.ly
If she’s nothing else, Mother Nature is—natural. It shouldn’t be a surprise that when people notice the parallels between human nature and produce nature, they take pictures of them. Before you can say, “Holy root vegetable!” The photos have gone viral.

The folks over at Huffington Post gathered some expressive fruit and vegetable pics. (I happen to like the paradox of the clementine in the Winnie the Pooh bowl.) Look around the 'Net and there are literally hundreds of arousing produce poses posted for perusal.

What’s next, a provocative potato of the month calendar? Stats for Naughty Produce Photoshoots Trending: Older & Buzzing
Traction: 76,651 clicks in 252 w
Interest: 4 minutes
Concept: Naughty Produce Photoshoots
Related: 77 examples / 59 photos
Segment: Neutral, 18-35
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