Annihilating Toilet Trauma [Edit]

Poo-be-gone: This is THE perfect gift for the girlfriend who thinks her you-know-whats smell just like roses: It’s a special enzyme that zaps the smell of poop when dropped in a toilet bowl. I do think that the social stigma, plus our training to spray after we go, rather than use an enzyme before to mitigate the smell, might prevent this from really catching on in a big way, OR being used by guests. I think it’ll be mostly used by large men who like to be considered genteel, but can’t kick their cravings for red meat and chili...but I digress. It kinda reminds me of those breath assure mints that you take before you eat to prevent bad breath. Sure they work, but most of us prefer to grab an altoid from the restaurant bowl on the way out. Know what I mean?