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Nathan Ripperger Shares Phrases He's Actually Said to His Kids

By: Jason Soy - Published: • References: flickr & heyoscarwilde.tumblr
Nathan Ripperger never could have envisioned saying phrases like, “I am not talking to you until you are wearing underwear,” or, “Get that toilet seat off of your head now.” But occasions in which those exact words were required came about when he became a parent, and thus, these comedic child rearing posters were born.

Titled ‘Things I’ve Said to My Children,’ Nathan Ripperger catalogues the absurd sentences that leave his mouth in a meme-like manner. Because the phrases are so hilarious, these posters are accessible to people of any age, and they’re made even funnier when viewers try to envision the exact scenario in which Ripperger has to say these things.

When you can utter, “What are you doing? Oh, hitting the cat door with a snorkel,” nonchalantly, you know you’re a true parent. Stats for Comedic Child Rearing Posters Trending: Older & Buzzing
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