Movember is now coming to an end so we've got a mustache removal guide for anyone tired of their "lip brow," as it is called in this video.
The hilarious, almost spoofy video is delivered in dry deadpan but will have you rolling by its midway point.
The video starts by telling you the first step to shaving off your mustache is reconsidering all together. It calls the mustache the best expression of masculinity a man can have above the waste.
Next, the mustache removal guide video instructs you to go find your girlfriend or wife and ask her to touch it. If she doesn't want to touch it, make her touch it. Then you're supposed to go out and do things only men with mustaches can do, like "solve a crime or paint a mustache painting."
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