Superstar
I think the Mustache Clock proves that I am certifiably obsessed with mustaches. I am also obsessed with telling time, so this clock is a definite win.

The Mustache Clock is so simple, it makes me wonder why I didn't think of it myself. Maybe it's because I didn't have the source material (a mustache) to inspire me. If you love facial hair and knowing what time it is, you'll love this clock. If you hate time and scruff, well, then you're no friend of mine.