Superstar
From now on I’m getting all my cookies out of a Mr. T cookie jar. With the A-Team being remade and Mr. T’s face all over World of Warcraft commercials, it is about time I jump on the Mr. T bandwagon.

You get everything with your Mr. T cookie jar—the signature face complete with mohawk and label (just in case some fool doesn’t know who he is or why a knight elf mohawk is apparently culturally significant). Check it out, dream about it, store cookies in it. Fools.