Superstar
Michael Rooney Jr. may have the best job in the world as a professional Klingon translator. If only they offered Klingon in my college as an elective.

Michael Rooney Jr. has commissioned his trade as a Klingon translator for anti-virus companies and Google. Being able to speak the official language of the Star Trek universe is apparently a highly sought-after skill. Check out the featured links if you need a professional Klingon translator.