Matthew Clemmens' "Vomit Assault" on Police Captain is Gross

Matthew Clemmens’ vomit assault on a police captain is what I call a disgusting mode of defense. Clemmens and police captain Michael Vangelo and his 11-year-old daughter were at a Phillies game when Clemmens supposedly intentionally vomited on the two victims.

The incident could have been worse, as health experts say that vomiting can induce a chain-like reaction in humans. The Matthew Clemmens vomit assault is completely disgusting; however, the hilarious nickname “pukemon” is one funny product of the whole episode.