Landlubbers will love the Marie Celeste Ship Hat by Zara Carpenter, as it allows them to rock pirate-esque fashion without setting foot on open water. The tiny ship sits atop a nest of sinamay and dotted netting, and comes with ribbons to tie the contraption to your cabeza.

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