If you're after a husband or two, MailOrderHusbands.net has a whole selection of real hotties. Everyone lies on Internet dating (at least, so I'm told), so at least with this site you get to see and hear the whole horrid truth before buying new pants and dressing up for someone who is 20 years older and 10 inches shorter than they said.
To whet your appetite, here are some of my favorite quotes. Can you guess which one is the gent doing magic tricks?
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