While wearing the Local Heroes 72 Cats Shirt no one will question your future plans or relationships to come. Laying it all out there on the table, this shirt proclaims to those who curiously peruse its text that you will die alone with 72 cats. For some, 72 cats may seem like an exorbitant amount, but for a devoted feline-lover like yourself it's the perfect amount of companionship.
By making life intentions clear, friends and family can help the wearer of this shirt on their path to hermit-hood and crazy cat-lady status. If the prophecy does not in fact come true, the Local Heroes 72 Cats Shirt features alternative relationships boxes -- single or taken -- that you can check off as well.
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