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These April Fool's Laser Neckties Prove You Can Make Anything Tactical

By: Michael Baxter - Published: • References: thinkgeek & theawesomer
A laser necktie is what happens when you believe you can make anything a tactical piece of equipment. These neckties can transform the everyday pencil pusher into James Bond as fast as you can say Windsor knot.

The tie comes in all black and features a multitude of latches and straps, topped off by a laser towards the tip. The tie may not be all that practical in the workplace but for a night of secret ops and pitched combat there's no better neck accessory.

Outside of just making the wearer look unbearably cool, the laser necktie also has other functions. It provides the wearer with a laser pointer for those secret agent board meetings. Stats for Laser-Guided Neckties Trending: This Quarter & Warm
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