You know that weird lady in your office who has crocheted doilies and cross-stitched hangings in her cubicle? I have come to your rescue when it's your turn to pull her name in secret Santa with The Cuptopus Water Bottle Holder.

This all-knit water bottle holder claims to be good for just about anything, including hot AND cold beverages. The base retail price for a Cuptopus Water Bottle Holder is $16, but you can get it customized, or even have a strap added so you can carry it over your shoulder. Just like if you were Huck Finn, but with a silly knit water bottle cover.