No, you cannot have this ‘Iron Man’ lobster suit. I want it, I called it. With one of these bad boys, when your fancy friends say “We are going for lobster,” you can respond “I know, I’ll wear my ‘Iron Man’ Lobster suit!”

You could even pick up women by telling them about your awesome ‘Iron Man’ lobster suit. Talk about being original—this statuesque item is better than the rest of the ‘Iron Man’ waves.