With the help of her canine friends Henry Wrinkler and Darby, Maryjean Ballner shows you just how to massage your dog so that you can “make a friend for life,” because “petting is passe.”

The “How to Massage Your Dog” video is full of great information on how to keep your pooch happy, such as the different massaging speeds and singing songs like “Swing Low Sweet Chariot” while changing the words so that they relate to your furry friend.