If trying to control your hair makes you lose the will to live then this is the hairdryer for you. Whilst it may not have lots of fancy settings it looks great and can make drying your hair - a process on the same fun scale at the dentist - more enjoyable.
Implications - Guns and weapons don't exactly have positive associations considering the history they've had since -- well forever. As grim as weaponry may be, artists have found a way to transform them into everyday objects giving it a new purpose outside of violence. It's a lighthearted approach to threatening objects that would appeal to even the most civilized individual.
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