Turning the tired "bros before hos" colloquialism on its head, this cheeky graphic tee reads "doughs before bros." Girls are hungry, and they value their snacks more than the attention of some dude. The phrase is accompanied by an image of a half-eaten donut to really drive the point home.
The boys in your life might be a little hurt to think that their affections rate lower than a bite of a pastry, but hey, how can they really expect to compete with anything deep-fried?
If you, too, believe that donuts > boys, then you should invest in this graphic tee available at the Nylon Shop. Because "Doughs Before Bros" isn't just a phrase; it's a lifestyle.
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