By: Cecilia Biemann - Published: Sep 24, 2008 • References: buymyshitpile & buzzfeed
With the economy in crisis, the US Government recently announced a plan to rescue banks by purchasing their "distressed assets" - assets that no one else wants to buy from them.

In a creative protest to this decision, sh* is giving regular Americans the same opportunity to sell their bad assets to the Government.

Website users are asked to submit bad assets they would like the government to take off their hands.

Some of the entries are really clever and super funny! Stats for Government Bailout Satire Trending: Older & Chilly
Research: 2,089 clicks in 396 w
Interest: 4 minutes
Concept: Government Bailout Satire
Related: 49 examples / 38 photos
Segment: Neutral, 18-55
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