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Because Flower Baskets are For Losers

By: Jeremy Gutsche - Published: • References: ghettobaskets & trendhunter
For the person who has everything, the Ghetto Basket includes a random assortment of ghetto goodies… but no flowers, chocolates or cookies.

So what’s in a Ghetto Basket, you ask?  As GhettoBaskets.com notes, you’ll learn that you never know what, ‘Falls off of trucks around the neighborhood.’

Maybe you’ll end up with a basket of the following:
- Hot Sauce
- Pregnancy Test
- Grape Drink
- Batteries
- Beef Jerky
- Potted Meat
- Pork Rinds
- Noodles in a Cup
- After Shave
- Plastic Commemorative Plate
- Religious Candle
- Porcelain Figurine
- Kung-Fu DVD
- Cassette or VHS Tape
- Doo Rag
- Vapor Rub
- Energy Drank
- Soap

The perfect gift for the typical gangster next door. Stats for Ghetto Baskets Trending: Older & Chilly
Traction: 2,596 clicks in 272 w
Interest: 4 minutes
Concept: Ghetto Baskets
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Segment: Females, 18-35
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