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This Funny Journal Lets You List The Things You Will Never Do

By: Alyson Wyers - Published: May 27, 2014 • References: fancy
This funny journal is the exact opposite of a bucket list. For people who consistently break their New Year's resolutions, this diary is called 'The F-It List: 1000 Things I'll Never Do Before I Die.' The book provides spaces for you to fill out things like monuments you'll never see, vegetables you'll never like and world records you'll never break.

While it is deeply pessimistic, there is something enormously empowering about throwing in the towel and refusing to care any more. If you believe the key to happiness is lowered expectations, this bar-lowering book is the one for you.

This funny journal could also make a hilarious gift for any Type-A personalities you know (who can hopefully laugh at themselves) as this diary reminds you not to get too attached to the plans and goals you've made for yourself.