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This Funny Greeting Card Expresses How Far You'll Go for Mr. Right

By: Vasiliki Marapas - Published: • References: etsy & refinery29
This funny greeting card by Etsy Store Page Fify Five understands romance. The card, which reads, "I'd totally shave my legs for you," will no doubt show your significant other how much they mean to you.

If you're a lady, chances are that shaving your legs is not a fun activity that you look forward to doing; it's a menial task that's ranked somewhere between flossing your teeth and tweezing your eyebrows. Some look at it as a necessary evil, others forego the entire practice all together, waiting patiently for the day when the hairy leg becomes a style statement.

However, every once in a while, someone comes along who sweeps you off your feet so swiftly and smoothly, you can't help but want to put your best foot forward -- one that is attached to a smooth, hairless leg. Ah, true love! Stats for Sacrificial Romance Cards Trending: This Quarter & Very Hot
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Segment: Females, 12-55
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