The ‘Zero Fog Blaster' Rings Up a Big Boy Hit

Smoke rings will kill ya. Don’t think they won’t. This Zero Fog Blaster says it’s fog, but you know it’s secondhand smoke. Secondhand cigar smoke! It has some non-toxic, lovely, smelly junk that you are supposed to use, but you know you will do your best to fart in it AND use cigar smoke so it blows the most foul-smelling ring EVAH. I rule.

But seriously, this Zero Fog Blaster is a fun smoking gun for grown-ups. It blows smoke rings that, according to the retailer, are cherry-scented.