A lot of my friends have told me that they have loved my blog, however I rarely get comments on the blog unless I write something that's not flattering. Take the Celebrity Smell Off, for instance. I referred to Britney's perfume as being perfect for teenage slut. That got some comments. I also wrote an unfavorable post about the Vertu phone. Again, several comments. People only want to engage you if your talkin' smack, I swear. I've got the data to prove it.
So, I've decided to at least first jazz up the title to be fun. So, this title went from â€œMultileg Cabinet by Jaime Hayonâ€ to â€œFrankentable: A Multileg Cabinet by Jaime Hayonâ€. Not bad, huh? Now, shall I rip the most talented and popular designer currently anywhere in the world, Jaime Hayon? I really love this piece, but let me take a stab at mean: It appears as if Mr. Hayon has raided a children's toybox and put a $5,000 price tag on it. Not bad? Let's try again: If the swapable leg table were a living being it would be a cross between Heather Mills and a Smurf. Hey. This is getting better. Expect some changes on Design Crack.
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