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Does '5 Minutes To Kill (Yourself)' Game Cross the Line?
May 7, 2007By: thischick -
Tired of your office job? Can't stand the thought of another "productivity is down and expenses are up" meeting? Looking for a little fun at your pseudo-cubicle? Head over to Adult Swim Games where you can try your hand at 5 minutes to Kill Yourself Before The Next Office Meeting where you are an office rat ready to kill yourself if you have to go to another meeting. On cue, a meeting is announced to start in 5 minutes. You can try and kill yourself in a variety of ways, including: stapling, office furniture mishaps, insulted co-workers, the office fire extinguisher, death by microwave, etc. You can take the elevator to other random floors for more death options. Every action you take gives you a percentage of death and you only have 5 minutes to totally kill yourself, otherwise you have to trudge into your next meeting trailing blood and the productivity report on the white board shows what percent of your life you had left to dispose of. It's a good time killer until that next meeting.