The CH4 Fart Tracker Helps You Monitor Your Flatulent Activity

By: Rahul Kalvapalle - May 1, 2015
References: iwantch4 & gizmag
The CH4 is a portable fart tracker that keeps tabs on your flatulent activity with the goal of helping you reduce the frequency and severity of your rear emissions, for the good of people around you as well as the greater good of mankind at large.

The device is clipped to your back pocket, and keeps a daily log of flatulent events. When it notices unsavory activity, the device communicates via Bluetooth to a companion iPhone app that helps you log your food intake, enabling you to identify what foods make you pass wind more than others.

It's pretty simple really and there are few bells and whistles to this system, but the developers of this app wouldn't be just blowing hot air if they claimed that the CH4 would help elevate your social status and improve your dating life and career prospects. This device and companion app will help you identify what foods are NSFW and which ones are no-nos if you're planning a date or hoping to get laid.