Fart Silencers Edit
Gadgets to Help Mask Flatulence by Muting the Sound

I swear to God, you could only find something like this in Asia! This contraption is a fart silencer and was invented by a man called “Big Chicken Mushroom.” You put the gadget it in your behind and if you do actually fart, no sound will come out. WTF?

Once you have the hang of it, you can even spray cotton wool balls with a pleasing scent and place them inside the device to make sure you are smelling sweet.

Does this cater to the borderline insane or what? Talk about drawing attention to the whole issue. However I am thinking that if they can do this, then surely it is a wasted opportunity not to make a device that will ensure you have musical farts.