Fake Google Store Pops Up in Istanbul Edit

So how do you get attention when all you sell is cloth by the bolt? You name your store Google, slap their exact logo on it and wait for all the cool kids to show up. But what do you do when they get there? Do you yell “Psych!” And then try to sell them something in a nice chintz pattern? I give this lame marketing scheme my highest honor BTB - which stands for BIG-TIME-BOMB.