Become a CEO with the Executive Spinning Decision Maker

By: Mesel Isaac - Published: Dec 6, 2013 • References: natico & fancy
Being an executive of a company is hard work, but luckily you have your trusty executive spinning decision maker to make all the hard—and not so hard—choices for you.

Featuring a matte silver finish on the outside wheel and a shiny chrome center, the executive spinning decision maker provides you with eight different options with which to run your company: pass the buck, maybe, reorganize, no, tomorrow, sit on it, yes and today. When your not using your executive spinning decision maker to put your company into the ranks of the Fortune 500, it also makes a great paperweight.

Whether you need to decide who to fire or whether or not you should put on pants at the office today, your executive spinning decision maker will never guide you wrong. Stats for Elegantly Crafted Procrastination Devices Trending: Older & Mild
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