I really want to take a road trip where I go to every weird and inappropriate amusement park in the world (look out Holy Land Theme Park!). Anyway, the Drive A Tank theme park promises to be an experience you won’t forget.

I am not really into army stuff, but this sounds like a lot of fun. For a whack of cash, you can learn how to drive a tank, and then are allowed to drive one around for awhile. For a bit more cash, you get to fire blank tank shells, and for a lot more coin, Drive A Tank will let you drive over a car or two. Basically, I really want to go here.