If face-to-face confrontation isn't your style, these douche cards in the Douche-Alert Variety Pack will really come in handy.
This pack comes with five cards, each for a different douche in your life. These cards have checklists on them so you can let the said douche know what exactly pushes your buttons and make them aware they need to quit it. These cards are made with neighborly feuds in mind. For example, one is called 'Respect Thy Neighbor' and it includes "rowdy party" on the checklist. If you have disruptive neighbors, simply check off what annoys you and hand them the card.
This pack also comes with a funny 'Work On Relationship Card,' perfect for couples who first move in together. Hopefully your partner never has to check off "Forgot Anniversary"!
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