DEAD FRED PEN HOLDER
Implications - In order to use the Dead Fred pen holder, all you have to do is stab your pen into his rubber corpse. According to the pen's creators, this has the double advantage of helping people relieve stress while simultaneously reducing the risk that they will misplace their pen. Fortunately, Fred is not a real person, so he won't mind being jabbed with a pen from time to time. People of the world, poke away!