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The Internet is abuzz with a video of Dan Aykroyd showing us his new Crystal Head Vodka in a gorgeous to-die-for glass skull. Rumor has it that this video is actually to promote the new Ghostbusters movie or similar. But the product is real. Once you have seen the video, however, you will understand why it is hard to believe that it is a real product. I think Crystal Head Vodka is real, but in order to promote the vodka, Dan Aykroyd went all ‘Ghostbusters,’ and he gets bonus points for using the word ectoplasm. Below, read the text that appears on the bottle’s packaging.  In reverence of those enlightened after touching any of the thirteen crystal heads unearthed around our globe we offer this pure spirit. One of the most compelling archeological mysteries is the story of the 13 Crystal Heads. These heads are believed to be between 5,000 and 35,000 years old and were carved over a period of several hundred years but without any tool marks. In fact their very construction defies the laws of physics and common logic.
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