When I was little, I always refused to play Barbie with my kid sister. If her Barbie doll house had the kind of naughty doll parties going on that Cristian Crisis’ Barbie’s Life shoot depicts, I may have reconsidered.

Guns, group sex and girl-on-girl action, these are not your mom’s Barbie dolls. And if you think Barbie is out of control, someone needs to call the cops on this reckless dirtbag who is impersonating Ken.

This dirty Barbie dream house makes the Playboy Mansion look like a convent.